omg

omg
1. (omg) (3730↑, 1080↓)
Possibly the most irritating piece of chatroom vernacular in existence. Often used by teenage girls in chatroom who, for some reason, punctuate their sentences with "Like", "Totally", "soooooooo" and "Lolz." Correct Response - "Speak proper, or STFU, N00B\!"

"OMG WTF\! u nevaz did dat, like, dats like, fkin gay\! if i did dat id be like, wowz\!\!\!\!" - Actual AOL chat quote.

2. (OMG) (1591↑, 387↓)
Net-centric abbreviation for the popular exclamation "Oh my God\!" (generally used in conversations to exclaim surprise or disgust). Most commonly used by teenage girls who find it depressingly hard to type out an entire word. Reinforces assumptions that humans seem to be getting dumber from generation to generation. See also [u], [like].

Teenage idiot: "like OMG did u c dat totaly cutte gy? he wuz like, so cutte" Silent then proceeds to sock her in the face.

3. (OMG) (1462↑, 821↓)
Used by retarded teenagers. They say it stands for OH MY GOD, but they really mean it stands for OBSERVE MY GAYNESS

Retarded Teenager: OMG OMG OMG OMG\!\!\!\! Me: I am Other Person: Hey dipshit is it really too hard for you to spell Oh My God

4. (OMG) (545↑, 202↓)
An acronym of the Phrase Oh my God, originated from online chat, and is commonly used in online games and web chat.

Chat: OMG she is so hot\! Gaming: Liek OMG i pwned you\!

Author: Terry Baldock http://omg.urbanup.com/1164118
5. (OMG) (486↑, 320↓)
Oh My God Oh My God also see [OMFG]

OMG I just got laid\!

6. (omg) (278↑, 117↓)
[Acronym]. Generally "Oh my God\!" For some people that don't like taking the Lord's name in vain, "Oh my gosh\!" For [Googlist]s, "Oh my [Google]\!"

OMG there's a lot of pages on the internet\!

7. (OMG) (354↑, 305↓)
Mostly used by young, immature teenage girls. Makes you look like a blonde idiot. Acronym for: 1. Oh My God Oh My Gosh 2. Oh My Goodness 3. Oh My Goth 4. Oh My Gayness 5. Oh My Genitals

1. OMG\! Dan Radcliffe is like, so effin hott\!\! 2. OMG, I left the kitchen on fire\! 3. OMG. That skirt is very gothtastic. Bring in Halloween, 'cause we're going to throw a gothtastic party. OMG\! 4. Ooh, OMG\! \<3333 Buttsecks\! ^-^ 5. Faster, you're making me cum\! OMG\!

Author: Panic\! At The Gay Bar http://omg.urbanup.com/1671889
8. (OMG) (58↑, 12↓)
It's supposed to mean "Oh my god", however it fails in several ways... 1. If you don't believe in God, then what is the point of it all? 2. If you do believe in God, most god-believing people think it is a sin to use God's name when not praying.

Teenager: OMG\!\! lol i g0tz spikey toilet paper\!1\!11\!

Author: S.T.A.L.K.E.R. http://omg.urbanup.com/4075739
9. (omg) (47↑, 25↓)
OMG stands for Omnipresent Meatball God. OMG is the god of meatballs, and he is also constantly with you.

Of the many gods, OMG spends the most time with humans.

10. (OMG) (47↑, 34↓)
An abbrieviation for oh my god. Often used by immature young girls when talking in chatrooms.

Girl: OMG that dude is like so hot Random guy: Hey you stupid bitch, is it so hard for you to spell oh my god.

11. (omg) (76↑, 64↓)
quick, easy and annoying way of saying 'oh my god'. it's time-effective blaspheming for all those busy chatroom-users\!\!

"omg that is so cool\!\!\!"

12. (OMG) (13↑, 4↓)
Obama Must Go\!

OMG, we have to recapture our nation and get the economy going again so I can get a job. OMG\!

13. (omg) (49↑, 44↓)
OMG: Three simple letters that have many,many reasons. Here are the well known ones: 1.\omgOh My God:Used to exclaim shock,joy,ectasy,anger, fear ...just about every emotion there is. May result in *pain* if said anywhere near fundamentalist CR-AAA-ZY Catholic/Christian types. See "Oh my Allah\!" for muslims. Girl:OMG\! OH MY GOD\! Christain : *punch* 2.\omgOh My Goth:Used as a putdown for those seen as "gothic". Goths' rarely find this offensive.But if they do,run for your life\! *Has flashback* Girl: OMG\! OH MY GOTH\! Goth1:LOL Goth2:*punch* And the lesser known ones.... 3.\omgOily Men Grunting. A well known gay porn film,featuring Italian men. Does what it says on the tin. "Oooh,after Brokeback Mountain I fancy OMG\!" "What?" "Oily Men Grunting,of course\!" 4.\omg Over Medicated Generation. The present generation.Our over medicated state leads to strange behaviour. See "Emo","Emo Boys Kissing" and "MTV" for more evidence. "Here,Honey take your pills with your brekkie\!" "Snap,crackle and prozac\!"

OMG: It never ceases to amuse.

Author: bandanasarerad http://omg.urbanup.com/1938064
14. (omg) (16↑, 12↓)
Commonly thought of as the acronym for "oh my god", however it really means "operate my [gooch]". The person on the receiving end of the remark must then lick, suck, fondle or somehow "operate" on the gooch of the one who made the remark.

Brennan- "Hey\! What are you doing? Wanna come over?" Linda- "I'm playing checkers, what about you?" Brennan- "OMG. Me too\! You should come over and we can play checkers then you can fondle my [bacon strip] and surrounding area\!"

15. (OMG) (15↑, 12↓)
A common internet slang abbreviation of "Oh my God" used almost strictly among teenage girls or teenage boys who are commonly called a [faggot]. Most agree that it is terribly obnoxious and overused. It may be used to express surprise, anger, outrage, exasperation, delight, fright, shock, fascination; it can express any emotion, really. Anyone who uses the phrase off the internet (In real life) should be shunned from society.

Example one - On Internet: Tween girl 1: omg\!\!\!\! did u see dis video of da poor cows being slauhgterd? Tween girl 2: omg\!\! omg\!\! no\!\! show it 2 me\! i HAVE 2 see dis\!\! Example 2 - Off Internet: Tween girl 1: OMG. I love your shirt. Tween girl 2: Thank you\! Society: Shun those pitiful children\!

16. (OMG) (6↑, 6↓)
Means Oh My God usually used on chats and ond the internet

OMG\! I don't belive it

Author: ablazehustla http://omg.urbanup.com/4608031
17. (OMG) (2↑, 3↓)
off my gens - when people are trying to hate on you and you tell them to get off your gens

me: nick your girlfriend is so ugly i cant stand to look at her nick: OMG

Author: long dong silver \<========3 http://omg.urbanup.com/5122338
18. (OMG) (6↑, 7↓)
oh my god. the most commonly used blasphemy in the world. sometimes you sound really stupid using it and other times it is quit appropriate. but mostly it helps fill space in an argument.

person 1 : i'm so fat. person 2: OMG\! you weigh 99 pounds get over it\!

19. (OMG) (12↑, 13↓)
Original Microwave Gangsters

we are the OMGs

20. (OMG) (2↑, 4↓)
OMG a disease that is vastly going through the nation of men stands for oversized male genitalia usually people say OMG for OH MY GOD. And the reason is they are so suprised when they see that Oversized Male Genitalia no other words come to mind but OMG.

Girl-OMG\!\!\!\! Guy- i know right its huge Girls-OMG\!\!\!\! What else could i say?

21. (omg) (1↑, 3↓)
omg is oh my god\! used in moments of suprise ofte a text term or an online tern

[omg]\! my cat just exploded

22. (Omg) (4↑, 6↓)
Abbreviation for "Oh My God". An expression of surprise, anger or disbelief. Used often in text messages and badly written emails. Used mainly by teenage girls, even if the event isn't all that surprising.

Girl 1: Omg, i just totally hooke dup with Ryan\! Girl 2: Omg what\!

Author: everythingtatseslikepurple http://omg.urbanup.com/4994828
23. (omg) (4↑, 6↓)
an acronym for oversized male genetalia. a disorder that affects more men and women than most realize.

(man looks at the urinal next to him) oh my god\! you really suffer from omg\!

24. (omg) (10↑, 12↓)
pronounced o-mm-geh. often said to exclaim shock at somthing.

we've got another history test, omg

Author: wheatley boy http://omg.urbanup.com/3556386
25. (Omg) (12↑, 14↓)
it is online talk the people need to stop using in the real world\!\!\!\!\!\!

Girl-Omg those shoes are so cute Girl 2- Omg that is so true

26. (omg) (26↑, 28↓)
Abbreviation for "Oh my God." Most commonly used online and in chat rooms. However, people who can not be bothered or are too stupid to string three words together and must use the letters instead use it in everyday life as well.

"omg last night was so f-ing cool\!" "like oh em gee did you hear that jane broke up with bob and bob is going out with jane's brother's uncle's aunt's cousin's dog's hamster's mom? like omgzs\!"

Author: Heywood Jablomie http://omg.urbanup.com/1285609
27. (OMG) (0↑, 3↓)
OMG = Oh my God or OMG = Oh my gosh

John : Hey Rhys, guess what? Rhys : What? John : I saw ur Girl-friend with that William guy Rhys : OMG WHAT\!??

28. (omg) (1↑, 4↓)
Abbreviation for "Oh my God" or "Oh my gosh". Often used by teenage girls while texting, and using any other sort of online chatting. Used so often it has now become redundant. Can also be substituted as "omigosh", "omigod", or "omigawd". Can become highly annoying when said a lot, along with other words such as "like", "totally", "lolz" in a chatroom.

Girl 1: i just bought new shoes Girl 2: omg\!\!\! are they hot? Girl 1: like, totally\!\!\!\! Girl 1: omg did u c that guy over there? hes like, so hot\! Girl 2: tottttally Girl 3: no hes not\! hes ugly\! lolz omg i cant believe u guys thought he was hot

Author: one hundred percent tomboy http://omg.urbanup.com/5557895
29. (OMG) (6↑, 9↓)
The abbreviation for the genetic disease "Oversized Male Genitals", in which the genitals are both very long and very thick (commonly mistaken for "Oh my God\!").

OMG sufferer: Dad I have something to tell you. Father: OMG\! You're gay\! OMG sufferer: No Dad... I have an OMG. Father: I knew that you would get that from me.

30. (omg) (20↑, 23↓)
A internet abbreviation for "Oh my god". 12-14 year old girls usually use it. Wrong - "OMG THAT IS SO COOL" Right - "OH MY GOD, THAT IS SO COOL"

lYkK 0m9z\!\!`\omg`\!\!1\!\!one. 7h47 iZ sO K3w1\!\!1\!oneoneone. c4n WE pLsSs fXcKKKz0rzXc0r3???????????????\!\! omg can you like, put that in like, a sentence, and then i'll totally give you a totally like, blowjob, like\!

Author: Plastic Jesus http://omg.urbanup.com/2186805
31. (omg) (75↑, 78↓)
The name of the [LORD] abbreviated in [vain].

OMG [WTF] [LOL] \!\!?\!\!\!\!\!1\!\!1\!1\!11one\!\!\!

Author: Rev. Anonymous http://omg.urbanup.com/1056756
32. (OMG) (26↑, 29↓)
Interjection used by newbies to strengthen their arguements. Usually placed at the beginning of a sentence but after being fragged.

"OMG I hedhs0t j00 U HaxX0r."

33. (OMG) (9↑, 13↓)
OMG is the scaled down version of oh my god

OMG look what Sandham has done to the pie

Author: Dimebag4life http://omg.urbanup.com/3099422
34. (omg) (0↑, 5↓)
1) short for Oh My God, when used as [OMFG], it means Oh my F*cking god 2) Short for [Czech] sentence "Ochutnej můj guláš", which means "taste my goulash", when used as [OMFG] it means "Ochutnej můj fazolový guláš" - "taste my bean goulash"

1) "Justin Bieber is so cool\!" "OMG\!" 2) Son, I have cooked goulash, so OMG\!

Author: forces-before http://omg.urbanup.com/5427196
35. (omg) (4↑, 11↓)
o my god

omg i cant be leave u said that

36. (OMG) (4↑, 12↓)
Oversized Male Genitalia

1. Oh my god, he's got MAJOR OMG\!\!\! 2. Because his uber OMG, it was impossible for him to wear skinny jeans.

Author: LittleBananas http://omg.urbanup.com/5172585
37. (OMG) (21↑, 29↓)
Abbreviated form of oh my god. An exclamation used in conjuction with 'like' and 'ewww' to obviously showcase the declining education of pre-teen and teenage girls. Used to annoy everyone else.

OMG\!\! This guy like totally IMed me for sum SEX\! Like EWWWWWWW\!\!

Author: glitterfaerie http://omg.urbanup.com/27847
38. (OMG) (2↑, 11↓)
Generally known as an abbreviation for "Oh My God." According to asathecomic, OMG stands for "Olfonzo The Mexican Gladiator."

Don't make me get all OMG on this bitch.

39. (omg) (17↑, 26↓)
object management group A group including IBM, Apple and Sun Microsystem to create a cross-compatible distributed object standard. Later it simply stood for Oh My God.

Person 1: My parents work for IBM who is part of OMG. Person 2: ?????

40. (omg) (21↑, 31↓)
Omg means Oh My God or Oh my Gosh. Usally used for a short way to say it or just fun.

"Omg like no way" "Omg shut the fizzuck up"

Author: Sara & Baylee http://omg.urbanup.com/925791
41. (OMG) (42↑, 53↓)
The object management group, a consortium for computer industry specifications.

"UML is OMG compliant"

42. (OMG) (15↑, 27↓)
"Oh my god" (or OMFG meaning "Oh my fucking god")

Person A: Guess what? Person B: What? Person A: I went to the Green Day concert\! Person B: OMG, that is so awesome\!\!

Author: crystal-anne http://omg.urbanup.com/1864706
43. (OMG) (16↑, 29↓)
It Is Commonly Mistaken For The Term, "Oh My God" But Trully It Means, "Oh My Gerard" As In Gerard Way. Because He Rocks. And Is Awesomely Awesome. Could Also Be Written As OMGW.

-------- Me: OMG (Oh My Gerard) I Saw MCR Live In Auckland\! Other Person: WTF?\!? hooz MCR???nnd hooz liek, geRawrd?? Aww, I brokd a naiel\!\!\!\!\! Me: *Hits Other Person On Head With Shovel* Bitch

Author: Mini Raleigh http://omg.urbanup.com/2773139
44. (omg) (48↑, 61↓)
1. internet shorthand usually meaning 'oh my god' or 'oh my gosh' (see [word]omgsh[/word]). often used in online multiplayer games to suggest extreme discontent with a situation (see [word]stfu[/word]). 2. abbreviation for musical group 'oatmeal my gestapo'.

1. omg gay. 2. omg is my favorite band.

Author: bud newman. http://omg.urbanup.com/46089
45. (OMG) (18↑, 33↓)
More goddamned instant messenger lingo used by bubbly/retarded pre-teen and teenage girls (and flamers) who cannot type. This is also sometimes spoken verbally by those that don't have full command of the english language.

A blonde talking to girl on instant messanger- "OMG\! You, like, kissed, like, a boy? Like, that is, like, so, like, gay."

46. (omg) (2↑, 19↓)
abbreviation for Om eye god - referring to one's holyish third eye? Lots of children on trains and buses say it quite often. It's fun to to count how many times you hear it said.

"omg (Om eye god) -was that a cat that woman had in her handbag\!" or "Om eye god I think my kundalini just rose a little"

47. (omg) (19↑, 36↓)
1. Used by people who cannot type full sentances with proper grammar. 2. Oh my god. 3. O mah gawd. 4. When used by people with grammar skills, it is often in mocking.

Defintion 4: Omg. AHAHAH. Anyway... Definition 1: OmG dId U c WaT hApEnEd LaSt WeDnSdAy\!\!\!\!\!11111

48. (omg) (3↑, 21↓)
stands for o my god + used in several movies, most commonly by teenage girls

in the movie St. Trinyans three girls used the expression omg

Author: Sean Maclitenstien http://omg.urbanup.com/3544969
49. (omg) (13↑, 31↓)
Abbreviation for oh more greens.

OMG for me please mum\!

50. (OMG) (13↑, 31↓)
abbrieviation for 'oh mah gawd' commenly used by westies chicks when they are... excited...

ohmahgawd ohmahgawd ohmagawd

51. (omg) (6↑, 31↓)
OMG=oh my god\!A very very gay saying for i.m. but stupid people say it when just talking to friends\! why cant they just go die if they want to be stupid people\!

OMG did u see that girl she was so ugly\!

Author: radest person ever http://omg.urbanup.com/2361026
52. (OMG) (21↑, 47↓)
1) abbreviated form of "Oh My God", said when people pray. 2) abbreviation of the name of an anime/manga Oh\! My Goddess, sometimes also known as Ah\! My Goddess 3) abbreviation of "Oh my god", said by over-excited, shocked, horrified people.

1) OMG, I pray that my goldfish does not die. 2) Hey could I please borrow your OMG manga? 3) OMG\!\!\! I just saw a flying pig\!\!\!

53. (omg) (29↑, 57↓)
You're all wrong it means: "OH MY GOTH\!"

"OH MY GOTH\!" "Marilyn Manson is a corpse fucker\!"

Author: "OH MY GOTH\!" http://omg.urbanup.com/1115740
54. (OMG) (18↑, 52↓)
like omg this THE best word ever\!\! used wiv other words (see FMO) e.g wtf atm brb n all tht its so kl\!\! OMG means OH MY GAWWWWD\!\!\! try it n b kl\!

like omg hes fit AS\!\! omg can't believ he did tht\!\! omg, gt som goss 4 u\!\! omg look at her hair\! OMG\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

55. (omg) (13↑, 56↓)
Means Oh My God\! but said very quickly. Used to punctuate exciting things or shocking things.

"OMG\! no way\!" as opposed to "Oh my God...no way" Which would be a slow kind of shock, the reaction to something bad.

56. (omg) (24↑, 68↓)
oh my god

look at tha\! omg\!

57. (OMG) (21↑, 97↓)
An abbreviation for the term 'Oh My God' 99% of the time used by online geeks. This word is used when a geek gets frustrated because he forgot to reload.

"OMG you wer dead\! ffs i woulda had 89-0 if i didnt forget to reload\!" "OMG somebody just knifed me"

Author: Matthew Smith http://omg.urbanup.com/1097641
Related: lol, wtf, omfg, rofl, zomg, lmao, oh my god, wow, shit, god, fuck, bbq, awesome, cool, oh, my, lmfao, noob, omgwtfbbq, sex, stfu, haha, funny, gay, jesus, damn, holy shit, bitch, stupid, 1337, oh my gosh, amazing, acronym, roflmao, sexy, hot, internet, pwn, wth, brb
Last updated: 2012.03.01

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